Farewell Facebook

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A short movie produced by the Dutch producers Joep van Osch and Casper Eskes asks good questions: What the hell are we actually doing on Facebook? Does it make any sense? Should we “friend” people we barely know? Are we creating a virtual character just to please your Facebook friends?

Rethink your personal Facebook Strategy

A Facebook strategy, really? I thought it’s about sharing  whatever you want to with your friends?

No, it’s not.

You’re developing a virtual brand. Don’t think you can be real on social networks. You shouldn’t be. You don’t want to air your last fight with your spouse on Facebook. Have a serious discussion about your relationship on Twitter.

You gotta be careful.

Never say anything about your clients. Ever.

Never say anything real about your relationship. Ever.

Never be real.

Be Facebook real.

Showcase your strength. Showcase what you want to stand for. So many people talk about authenticity. It’s all garbage. You don’t want to be real on Facebook. You want to be Facebook real.

Don’t share everything. Especially the negative parts.

Share enough. Especially the negative parts.

Don’t convey the Unicorn world.

You’re better than that. You’re real. Just be real in the limits Social Networks put you in. Don’t go all out.

The semi-reality of Facebook

Nobody is a real person on Facebook.

You push your all-time-best pictures in albums. Or on Instagram.

You showcase your best thinking, your best information you gather.

It’s not enough.

You have to refine your Facebook strategy even more.

Don’t define authenticity as a picture from a party.

Define it as new way of thinking, ideas you want to share with people.

Make your own Internet better than just a reunion-stirring-memories-hurting platform.

Make it a platform to define yourself. You can change any day and become some other person. (At least, we in Los Angeles can.)

Why not change your presence on social platforms. Try to be the person you want to be.

More helpful.

More value-adding.

Just a better person.

You don’t become a lesser person because of this.

You become a better person.

Because you are aware.

Because you are.

That’s enough.

What about brands?

The same applies to brands.

Authenticity and transparency doesn’t mean you have to share everything with everybody. People don’t really care about all the customer complaints you field each and every day. They don’t want to hear about the tiny details of your production process.

They want their problems solved.

And they want to find out if your brand matches up with their Facebook persona.

How does your brand fit into their Facebook being? How does it make them look better?

No wonder so many people click on or “like” charity/CSR initiatives. It makes them look better. (”I care. I’m not one of these mindless consumers. I’m a responsible customer.”)

Highlight things and initiatives that make the customer look better. That’s what Social Media marketing is all about.

Make the customer look better.

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I’ve seen hundreds of laundry detergent ads. None of these ads affected my purchase behavior. Why? Because I don’t have a laundry detergent problem.

I’ve seen tons of American beer commercials. I’ve never bought one of these brands. Why? Because I don’t have a beer problem. (Meaning, I don’t drink any mass market US brands.)

Good advertising helps people solve problems. Gives them concrete reasons to buy this specific product/service. Explains them why this tomato sauce tastes better, why this computer works better, why these jeans make you look nicer, why this service is more convenient or tells me why this product gives me more value. There are just a few categories where people want to connect on an emotional level with brands. These are mostly frivolous purchases, things that make you feel better (or worse in the long run): clothes, liquor, soda, cigarettes.

In these categories, brands need to build emotional connections because there’s no real problem to solve. And there’s no real difference between a Pepsi and Coke. After all, it’s just carbonated sugar water. A good reason to spend a lot of money on branding. And emotional connections.

That model doesn’t work for problem-solving products. Still, many brands try to apply the emotional connection model to a problem-solving brand. And believe in joining the conversation and building connections with their user base.

Arguably, most people don’t want to talk to a brand. They just want to get their specific problem solved and move on. Just ask the people using self service kiosks in supermarkets, retailers and airports. So, decide in what business you are in. If your goal is to solve problems for people, the best thing you could do is making your solution even better. Let other people do the talking.